על ידי Jesus'_hair_style_productions_LTD* » 06 אפריל 2005, 23:20
A baby, like Mogly, get kidnapped in the Jungle by a bunch of bambies while this white-trash parents having a picnic during a vacation in Africa.
He is saved by unique specie of naked-blind-moles which take him to their caves, shave him and raise him like he is one of them.
He learns to be blind, naked, develop huge front teeth and dig canals all day. The mole's queen falls in love with him and he has to satisfy her during the winter.
After many years, my boy is 18, the Israeli army looks for him- they think that he is ARIK (well, he is).
MATKAL squad sneaks to Africa and start to search after him.
One day they find him, when he takes a break from the nymphomaniac mole-queen and rest outside the cave. The problem is that he is blind and he doesn't smell them (they can disguise their smell of course). A chase starts, he succeed to bite them with his huge teeth and hides in a canal that he digs.
Then a huge horrifying war starts between the naked moles and the Israeli army. The Israeli intelligence decides to use another strategy - they find his parents in a senior-house for A.A near Kfar-Saba and they send them to Africa (on the account of MESHALEM HAMISIM of course).
During this time the battle in the dark caves goes on. The naked-moles are on top- they capture the Israeli soldiers, they put them in their caves and anyone of them who refuses to fuck the queen is getting eaten by a bunch of hungry moles.
Well, the old parents stand near the hole and talk to their lost son. He gets emotional and gets out. His father sees him and gets the heart stroke. His mother is crying, starts to drink again. The mole-son also tries to cry but his eyes are closed and he cannot even shiver (well, moles cannot do it- UVDA). His efforts to cry put him in a bad health condition. He is taken to Israel- a military hospital - the doctors are checking him- because he is a phenomenon, u know. He is almost dead (he is very sick- Africa, Ebola, moles est..) but they insist that he will serve 3 years in the army- but they let him special benefits (TA"SH) because his mother is alcoholic again, and she beats his father's corpse every time she is out of booze.
Well, it appears, after his TIRONUT, that the Israeli army has a secret squad of people like the elephant man (the Israeli one, not the Rasta guy), danidin (he is old, but still volunteering), Shlomo Gronich with his Ethiopian chorus, the HELEN-Keller's grand-grand children and other stars like the kid who plays in the HUMUS commercial (she is already 30). He joins them. This squad is the secret arsenal of the Israeli army and they are sent to unique missions around the globe.
In the end, of course, my boy is having enough with this shit- he wants an ordinary life, he wants to be a normal boy.
Near his mother's bed, while she is close to her last breath (full of alcohol) she tells him the secret of his birth:
She and his dead father are actually his foster parents.
His real parents are...
well- don't you guess yet?
Mala'achi Hizkia and Zvi Salton!
How?
As you must remember,
they were alone in KOL ISRAEL, morning has broken and love was blooming. He is a love-child-
his parents were trying to find out whom of them is the MEVASER but they didn't know that none of them was- only the child, inside Salton's womb, was the one- he had to give birth and die so the MEVASER could come!
A baby, like Mogly, get kidnapped in the Jungle by a bunch of bambies while this white-trash parents having a picnic during a vacation in Africa.
He is saved by unique specie of naked-blind-moles which take him to their caves, shave him and raise him like he is one of them.
He learns to be blind, naked, develop huge front teeth and dig canals all day. The mole's queen falls in love with him and he has to satisfy her during the winter.
After many years, my boy is 18, the Israeli army looks for him- they think that he is ARIK (well, he is).
MATKAL squad sneaks to Africa and start to search after him.
One day they find him, when he takes a break from the nymphomaniac mole-queen and rest outside the cave. The problem is that he is blind and he doesn't smell them (they can disguise their smell of course). A chase starts, he succeed to bite them with his huge teeth and hides in a canal that he digs.
Then a huge horrifying war starts between the naked moles and the Israeli army. The Israeli intelligence decides to use another strategy - they find his parents in a senior-house for A.A near Kfar-Saba and they send them to Africa (on the account of MESHALEM HAMISIM of course).
During this time the battle in the dark caves goes on. The naked-moles are on top- they capture the Israeli soldiers, they put them in their caves and anyone of them who refuses to fuck the queen is getting eaten by a bunch of hungry moles.
Well, the old parents stand near the hole and talk to their lost son. He gets emotional and gets out. His father sees him and gets the heart stroke. His mother is crying, starts to drink again. The mole-son also tries to cry but his eyes are closed and he cannot even shiver (well, moles cannot do it- UVDA). His efforts to cry put him in a bad health condition. He is taken to Israel- a military hospital - the doctors are checking him- because he is a phenomenon, u know. He is almost dead (he is very sick- Africa, Ebola, moles est..) but they insist that he will serve 3 years in the army- but they let him special benefits (TA"SH) because his mother is alcoholic again, and she beats his father's corpse every time she is out of booze.
Well, it appears, after his TIRONUT, that the Israeli army has a secret squad of people like the elephant man (the Israeli one, not the Rasta guy), danidin (he is old, but still volunteering), Shlomo Gronich with his Ethiopian chorus, the HELEN-Keller's grand-grand children and other stars like the kid who plays in the HUMUS commercial (she is already 30). He joins them. This squad is the secret arsenal of the Israeli army and they are sent to unique missions around the globe.
In the end, of course, my boy is having enough with this shit- he wants an ordinary life, he wants to be a normal boy.
Near his mother's bed, while she is close to her last breath (full of alcohol) she tells him the secret of his birth:
She and his dead father are actually his foster parents.
His real parents are...
well- don't you guess yet?
Mala'achi Hizkia and Zvi Salton!
How?
As you must remember,
they were alone in KOL ISRAEL, morning has broken and love was blooming. He is a love-child-
his parents were trying to find out whom of them is the MEVASER but they didn't know that none of them was- only the child, inside Salton's womb, was the one- he had to give birth and die so the MEVASER could come!